Getty Images1.? Packers (No. 1; 13-0):? The 13th win ended up being a bit unlucky, but not even the absence of Greg Jennings is likely to keep the Packers from getting to 16-0.
2. Ravens (No. 2; 10-3):? Baltimore residents have never been so glad the Colts left.
3. Steelers (No. 3; 10-3):? Nearly two years after Ben Roethlisberger lost Pittsburgh, he has almost completely won the town back.
4. Patriots (No. 4; 10-3):? Maybe Tom Brady?s next endorsement deal will be with the folks who make Valium.
5.? Saints (No. 5; 10-3):? That Lambeau Field rematch is getting closer and closer to becoming a reality.
6. Texans (No. 7; 10-3):? The team that employs T.J. Yates > the team that used to employ T.J. Houshmandzadeh.
7.? 49ers (No. 6; 10-3):? Once the hottest team not playing in Wisconsin, the Niners are cooling off at the worst possible time.
8. Broncos (No. 9; 8-5):? Next up, the quarterback who screamed profanities at a coach faces the quarterback who tells the coach ?God bless you,? even when the coach hasn?t sneezed.
9. Falcons (No. 11; 8-5):? If Julio Jones can stay healthy, he can become one of the best receivers in the league.
10. Jets (No. 12; 8-5):? One of these years, maybe the Jets won?t make it so hard on themselves to get to the playoffs ? and to succeed once they get there.
11. Giants (No. 16; 7-6):? Somehow, the Giants saved their season, and Tom Coughlin saved his job.
12. Lions (No. 14; 8-5):? Sometimes, a personal foul can win a game.? As long as all of the officials have their eyes closed at the same time.
13. Cowboys (No. 8; 7-6):? If Dan Bailey were any more iced, he?d be a beer at the bottom of a cooler on the 4th of July.
14. Raiders (No. 10; 7-6):? Well, at least they won?t have to give up another first-round pick for Carson Palmer.
15. Titans (No. 13; 7-6):? If Jake Locker had been the Week One starter, he?d be a candidate for rookie of the year.
16. Bengals (No. 15; 7-6):? How empty would the stands be in Cincinnati if the Bengals didn?t have a winning record?
17. Chargers (No. 19; 6-7):? There?s still an incredibly remote chance that my preseason prediction for AFC champion will be right.
18. Bears (No. 17; 7-6):? When Brian Urlacher said that Tim Tebow is a good running back, Urlacher should have added that Caleb Hanie is a piss-poor quarterback.
19. Seahawks (No. 18; 6-7):? The Seahawks could be a serious contender in 2012.
20. Cardinals (No. 20; 5-8):? The Cardinals could be a serious contender in 2012.
21. Dolphins (No. 21; 4-9):? The Dolphins could be a serious contender in 2012.
22. Chiefs (No. 22; 5-8):? The Chiefs could be a serious contender in 2012.
23. Panthers (No. 23; 4-9):? The Panthers could be a serious contender in 2012.
24. Bills (No. 24; 5-8):? Well, there?s always 2013.
25. Eagles (No. 25; 5-8):? It was refreshing to see the Eagles finally kill a coach other than their own.
26. Jaguars (No. 29; 4-9):? Here?s hoping the Jags become competitive while Maurice Jones-Drew still has some gas in the tank.
27. Browns (No. 27; 4-9):? Maybe whoever was supposed to check Colt McCoy for a concussion was suffering from a concussion.
28. Redskins (No. 28; 4-9):? I wonder how much DeAngelo Hall paid for his standing-room-only, field-level ticket for Sunday?s game.
29. Buccaneers (No. 26; 4-9):? Giving up 41 points to the Jaguars is like giving up 100 to a normal team.
30. Vikings (No. 30; 2-11):? If the ?72 Dolphins won?t be able to open their champagne this year, maybe they can give the bottle to Les Steckel.
31. Rams (No. 31; 2-11):? Well, at least Steve Spagnuolo won?t be the second coach fired this year.? Or the third.
32. Colts (No. 32; 0-13):? Andrew Luck has no problem coexisting with Peyton Manning.? The problem is the other 52 members of the team.
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